This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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