I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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