normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he thought i was a dude.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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