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ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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