do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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