My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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