I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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