hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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