so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
