Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Your tits are I can't wait for
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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