Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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