About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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