Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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