I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Randomize
