My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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