You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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