marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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