Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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