I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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