Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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