Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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