Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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