So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
