At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It's just like the Real World with babies
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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