but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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