I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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