The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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