sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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