There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The ass gains better be worth it
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