Pappa wants mamma naked
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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