remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
its not stalking. its research.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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