he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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