I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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