Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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