you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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