I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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