I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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