Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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