i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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