Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
