There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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