WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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