Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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