I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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