Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
3 2 1 whiskey
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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