On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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