they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He better not be in your backpack
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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