Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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