I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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