Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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